Running low on cash?
Completely out of options?
Wonderful. You've found the right place.

I, Kermit Albertana, am now graciously lending
in-game currency to fellow players at a
fixed, entirely fair rate — the kind of rate
that lets both of us sleep at night.

No questions about what happened
to your last stack. Just name the number you need!

* Terms applied at lender's discretion. All lending is in-game currency only.
Results may vary. Kermit is not responsible for how you spend it.